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The Cult of the Stealer is the fastest-growing Anarchy-centric psudo-organisation operating in YOUR area! Our projections show that, by this time next year 30% of all worship will be directed towards the Stealer. With our recruit-from-within paradigm, early adopters will reap huge rewards. Can you afford not to tithe today?

Our agent-based dis-organisational structure allows us to respond flexibly to opportunities and threats in a fraction of the time-frame of many traditional disorganisations. But we aren’t just a slick fast-moving group of coincidentally cooperating entities. Our research theologians are best in class, delivering ground breaking innovations in the field of animate murderous statues that put more established cults to shame.

Whether its our aggressive recruitment policies, which can be tailored on-the-fly for the person or community that our outreach personnel encounter, or the cutting-edge applied theology, the Cult of the Stealer is the lifestyle option that you’ve been looking for. Hail to the Stealer!
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