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I am helping darling [livejournal.com profile] elmyra devise a middle-management rhyming slang. It's not going well.

Paperclip audit == afford it. As in "Nah, we can't do that. Don't have the paperclips"
USB stick == thick. "Don't bother explaining to him. He's on USB"


Equally, I'm helping her write a Biography thingy for one of her voluntary positions. So far it says:

"Elmyra is an alien hive mind from Kepler-16(AB)b. Her fractious psychological make-up makes her a pre-eminent authority on social institutions; her work "Ties of the British establishment" is a classic in its field. Other interests include the subjugation of certain species of wasps, fourth-dimensional knitting and early earthling broadcast media. She hungers for Bioethics guidelines."

Helping!

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