I am absolutely delighted that Tortoise* is a meta-agnostic. He is uncertain as to if he is uncertain about the existence of a deity. Meta-agnosticism, and its bottomless recursions, are my new favorite religious position, and they lead to an omnipotence paradox-based variation of Pascal's wager:

Can Tortoise (or Pascal) produce a religious position so recursive that God can not reach the end of it? thus saving Pascal (or Tortoise) from the trouble of believing and from hellfire for not-believing, should god prove to exist and care about that sort of thing?

* sorry almosthonet /O\