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[baloonworld]

The BBC natural history unit has passed between the pillars of ice into the caves of crystals (it is below the lake of fire). David Attenborough assures me that they are inside a volcano in Antarctica, although it seems to me that they may be in a Moorcock novel.

Now they appear to be confronting a group of killer whales and there are giant spiders.

Yeah, they'll be using the jewelled god's eye as a prosthetic by the end of the week.