"This is to confirm that the bearer of this letter wears armour which is not made of metal, but from an ersatz metal-like substance and is subsequently not an UnNatural blight within a Grove.
High Druid Pawholder, Druid of Earth. "
I'll break out the crayons and make somthing offical-looking tonight.
Or possibly writtain hurridly by someone importent and busy looking. that might be better.
I bet that armour alleged to be made of ersatz metal-like substances are a lot cheaper than ordinary metal, and much stronger too. Why, the barony would be stupid to equip patrols with anything else.
Lying is /awesome/
High Druid Pawholder, Druid of Earth. "
I'll break out the crayons and make somthing offical-looking tonight.
Or possibly writtain hurridly by someone importent and busy looking. that might be better.
I bet that armour alleged to be made of ersatz metal-like substances are a lot cheaper than ordinary metal, and much stronger too. Why, the barony would be stupid to equip patrols with anything else.
Lying is /awesome/