Is there anything lying can't solve? #113: Druids

[baloonworld]

"This is to confirm that the bearer of this letter wears armour which is not made of metal, but from an ersatz metal-like substance and is subsequently not an UnNatural blight within a Grove.

High Druid Pawholder, Druid of Earth. "


I'll break out the crayons and make somthing offical-looking tonight.
Or possibly writtain hurridly by someone importent and busy looking. that might be better.

I bet that armour alleged to be made of ersatz metal-like substances are a lot cheaper than ordinary metal, and much stronger too. Why, the barony would be stupid to equip patrols with anything else.

Lying is /awesome/

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[john-hobbit.livejournal.com]

In an Evanescence video, lead singer bint Amy Lee displays a box of "Lies" Pizza, with the clever witicism "There's nothing better than a good lie". I assume this is some emo/angst but I dont care. It only proves that lying also comes with pizza. I feel nothing but win. *nods*