TV licenceing authority

[baloonworld]

Inspired by an associate's tales of inadvertent tax evasion, I present you with my conversation with the TV licancing authority (ongoing since I moved to Scotland)

FINE OF £1000!
I don't have a TV
FINE OF £1000!
FINE OF £1000!
I don't have a TV
FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!
I don't have a TV
ah! but do you have a mobile phone? FINE OF £1000!
what the fuck?
FINE OF £1000! hahahah! we don't care about mobile phones-fooled you! FINE OF £1000!
I don't have a TV
Yes we know, we'll contact you to check in person one day. We'll stop sending things until then.
Oh good. Thanks.
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FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!FINE OF £1000!
I still don't have a TV
oops sorry, it just sliped out