Hobbits go postal

[baloonworld]

So the paranoia of Warhammer continues, and I continue to relish my ignorance of the gameworld. Last game I was introduced to the concept of the "Dwarven Runebearer" or "Postman"
Which leaves me in a state of cognative dissodence, because postmen are so the best class ever, in every system, but dwarfs (and dwarves) are universally vile.
Also, I was set to thinking about the Postal list again, and I suddenly realised that it lacked the skill "Parcel Force", which would allow you to use levels of strength to push large parcels through small letter boxes.