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baloonworldGorden looks genuinely despairing at David's love of cuts. He's like "Dude, have you not heard of the new deal?"
"The mess left by Gorden and Labor" -David
*Gordon shakes head in despair* Do you really think that was me? The whole world is in trouble, and you honestly think it was me. Fuck you're stupid
"Yes David's right, we should cut taxes ... for the poor, by taxing the rich more Zing!"- Nick
David: *horror*
"... not the double millionaires that David wants to help"
Also, Nick has learnt the questioner's name. #hownickmakesfriendsandinfuancespeople (4 times I think)
"I shouldn't be on tax credits" -Nick (Bless him, twice)
David /says/ he wants to screw the banks. Gorden wants to form a cartel with the other states, so he can screw over the banks /properly/.
"It's a good thing we haven't entered the Euro, like Nick wanted, because then our economy would be fucked. PS our economy is fucked (due to Labor)" -David
"cut taxes on all businesses, particularly small businesses ... like banks, to get the economy moving" -David
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" - Gordon, Nick
"How are you going to rebuild the manufacturing industry?"
"I visited a manufacturing plant today" -All
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
I think Gorden is the only one who's worked out that the questioner wants something tiresome involving steal and coal, so he mentioned apprentices.
"Removed from the concerns of real people on ... immigration"
"Fuck off migrants" -Gorden/David/Nick
"...unless you're already here- Nick" -David
"David is wrong to mislead people about his cap"-Gordon made me lol (fortunately, it was an accident)
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"I married an accountant and still can't afford a house. I married an accountant! I'm not going to have any joy in life; I should at least get a house"
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"DOLE SCUM ATE MY PENSION"
"Well, the incentives are fucked up, of course people don't work. I'd fix the incentives like this"-Nick
"No life on the dole."-Gordon has a sound bite
"Force them to work otherwise they can starve."-David
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"Educating in inner-city comprehensives?"
"My mother said" -Gorden, Awww even though you are a politician, you have a parent, just like a real human
"Beatings and cavity searches for all students ... oh and aspiration, too" -David
"Our education system works better for the rich and stupid than the poor and clever. Maybe we should work on that" -Nick
"You never forget you teachers" -Gorden, Awww, even though you are a politician, you had a teacher, just like a real human
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"More than a million people wold lose child's tax credits under both of your proposals" -Gorden, all the time
"YES! ONE OF THEM IS ME!I DON'T NEED THEM" -Nick, silently, all the time
"What matters is how we care for the most venerable members of society (and the 3000 richest)"-David
*Dramatic slow zoom* #iblamenickclegg
*smiles* -Gorden
*fears* -me
"I'm going to stop you because you're being interesting but your off the point"- Dimblebrother/Humphries
"The mess left by Gorden and Labor" -David
*Gordon shakes head in despair* Do you really think that was me? The whole world is in trouble, and you honestly think it was me. Fuck you're stupid
"Yes David's right, we should cut taxes ... for the poor, by taxing the rich more Zing!"- Nick
David: *horror*
"... not the double millionaires that David wants to help"
Also, Nick has learnt the questioner's name. #hownickmakesfriendsandinfuancespeople (4 times I think)
"I shouldn't be on tax credits" -Nick (Bless him, twice)
David /says/ he wants to screw the banks. Gorden wants to form a cartel with the other states, so he can screw over the banks /properly/.
"It's a good thing we haven't entered the Euro, like Nick wanted, because then our economy would be fucked. PS our economy is fucked (due to Labor)" -David
"cut taxes on all businesses, particularly small businesses ... like banks, to get the economy moving" -David
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" - Gordon, Nick
"How are you going to rebuild the manufacturing industry?"
"I visited a manufacturing plant today" -All
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
I think Gorden is the only one who's worked out that the questioner wants something tiresome involving steal and coal, so he mentioned apprentices.
"Removed from the concerns of real people on ... immigration"
"Fuck off migrants" -Gorden/David/Nick
"...unless you're already here- Nick" -David
"David is wrong to mislead people about his cap"-Gordon made me lol (fortunately, it was an accident)
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"I married an accountant and still can't afford a house. I married an accountant! I'm not going to have any joy in life; I should at least get a house"
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"DOLE SCUM ATE MY PENSION"
"Well, the incentives are fucked up, of course people don't work. I'd fix the incentives like this"-Nick
"No life on the dole."-Gordon has a sound bite
"Force them to work otherwise they can starve."-David
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"Educating in inner-city comprehensives?"
"My mother said" -Gorden, Awww even though you are a politician, you have a parent, just like a real human
"Beatings and cavity searches for all students ... oh and aspiration, too" -David
"Our education system works better for the rich and stupid than the poor and clever. Maybe we should work on that" -Nick
"You never forget you teachers" -Gorden, Awww, even though you are a politician, you had a teacher, just like a real human
"David's love of cutting inheritance tax for the freakishly rich freaks me out" -Gordon, Nick
"More than a million people wold lose child's tax credits under both of your proposals" -Gorden, all the time
"YES! ONE OF THEM IS ME!I DON'T NEED THEM" -Nick, silently, all the time
"What matters is how we care for the most venerable members of society (and the 3000 richest)"-David
*Dramatic slow zoom* #iblamenickclegg
*smiles* -Gorden
*fears* -me
"I'm going to stop you because you're being interesting but your off the point"- Dimblebrother/Humphries
