Glove mould

[baloonworld]

Today, I found out that I have glove mould. You see, I found some bits of wire in the street the other day, so Tuesday I coiled it around some bamboo I found in the shed, and Wednesday I cut it into links, and today I was going to knit chainmaile, but the weightlifting gloves I wear to knit chainmaile have mould growing on them and I shall get blisters.
Stupid glove mould.