I'm incresingly of the opinion that I should change my name to, say 'Eggwish' I feel that peoplpe wouild go out of thei way to cite papers by 'Eggwish', because they would then get to use the name 'Eggwish' This was largely inspired by Firestone, who along with Browne wrote the Table of Radioactive Isotopes. Firestone clearly has an awesome name, and can only have benifitted from it. Eggwish would make any papers by me intently memorable.