The freakshow

[baloonworld]

This is not canon, as the NPCs would probably be unwilling. Obviously, emailing hotpork to ask would be an exercise in futility :P

Fresh from the court of

Earl Grey

Pope Biscuit's transhuman freakshow

_{brings you}

A Fun and Educational display

_{of the}

Marvels of Nature

_{and the}

Wonders of Magic

See!

the Amazing Mister Breeze

Transcend the Egress without the aid of a safety net. Or legs.

Dare you marry...

"The Unwedable Bride"?

Gasp in awe as

"The Magnificent Grobe"?

performs exceptionally mediocre feats of slight of hand

(This show may contain explosions of horror and unexpected gore)