The freakshow

[baloonworld]

This is not canon, as the NPCs would probably be unwilling. Obviously, emailing hotpork to ask would be an exercise in futility :P

Fresh from the court of

Earl Grey

Pope Biscuit's transhuman freakshow

_{brings you}

A Fun and Educational display

_{of the}

Marvels of Nature

_{and the}

Wonders of Magic

See!

the Amazing Mister Breeze

Transcend the Egress without the aid of a safety net. Or legs.

Dare you marry...

"The Unwedable Bride"?

Gasp in awe as

"The Magnificent Grobe"?

performs exceptionally mediocre feats of slight of hand

(This show may contain explosions of horror and unexpected gore)

Comments

[john-hobbit.livejournal.com]

i hate legs so much, and i miss bride bride and her might powers of terminal singleness.

can you enchant my new hat with harm? i would like the command words to be "This couldnt possibly get stupider". I feel it would be appropriate.

Is it possible to make it sentient, with and insatiable urge for paladin brians. I feel he shoudl be called something refined to hide his insane brain-lust

Mr Chapeau?

[baloonworld.livejournal.com]

Alas I have only the tiny enchants, so Mr Chapeau would be capable of only little harms. This would contrast well with his towering rage, and lead to hilarity.

Unfortunately, "Item do thy work" is now a semi-OOC call and can not be changed :(. But there is nothing to stop you always saying "Could this possibly get any stupider; Item do thy work"

Bigger enchants to be avalible if hotpork ever lets me join the artificers.

[florain.livejournal.com]

So, its safe to say Mr. Chapeau would be quite harmless then?

[hotpork.livejournal.com]

I actually quite like the idea :>)