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I had a dream

I was at an airport (my dream included getting to the airport, but I forget much of the details of that bit) in Sweden. You could tell it was Sweden by all the blonds with perfect physiques.

Some people were coming out of a plane; they looked irritated.
They were followed by some special forces guys in black Kevlar and ballistic helmets, looking sheepish, alongside a bunch of swarthy guys with headscarfs and explosive jackets. They were all being harangued by an airline hostess for being childish. Her tirade ended with them all being banned from Sweden, only you could tell by the way she said `Sweden' that she meant `paradise'.

Getting to the airport was fraught because I was one of the special forces people and I had to trek there on foot through the jungle with people chasing me. Fortunately I was late for the plane I was meant to be meeting, and consequently was not banned from heaven Sweden but the airline hostess angel.

Anyhow this screen is really blurry, I haven't drank enough water and I've got a headache.
Goodnight.

Date: 2007-03-21 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trailingvortex.livejournal.com
According to EU reports on standards of living, Sweden is Paradise. And Norway is the throneroom of God...

Date: 2007-03-21 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] john-hobbit.livejournal.com
The air plane journey must have been wonderful, i can imagine the headlines

"Terrorists banned from Sweden!
"Behaviour considered childish by celestial airhostes"
"The search continues for other members of the special forces that were lost in the jungles of Sweeden"

I wish my dreams were this lovely, mine are mean and involve no inflight movie whatsoever :(

Date: 2007-03-21 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baloonworld.livejournal.com
The lush tropical jungles of Sweaden were one of the least plausable things about my dream. Sweadish Airline hostesses == messengers of god is utterly likely.

Also: hugs for bad dreams. Bad dreams == shit.

Date: 2007-03-21 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosthonest.livejournal.com
If counter-terrorism; and counter-counter-terrorism; is done via Swedish air hostesses, sign me up for homeland security...

Date: 2007-03-21 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baloonworld.livejournal.com
Are you sure? they'll only be pissed off at you.

Date: 2007-03-21 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosthonest.livejournal.com
Not sure we've ever thought of that as an anti-terrorism strategy.

"We've done ID cards, we've done permanent DNA records for everyone, now it's time to pull out all the stops: we're somewhat angry at you!"

Date: 2007-03-21 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baloonworld.livejournal.com
It doesn't work because you arn't a sweadish air hostess.

Date: 2007-03-21 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] same-difference.livejournal.com
Utterly amazing dream.

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