Biscuit's Jornal: the complete version (OOC knowledge)

[baloonworld]

Gosh Mr. Shadowwalker, your ideas about not letting blades singers marry cover a number of legitimate concerns. To my delightUnfortunately you are a retard bladesinger, so you've, I think you've made a couple of errors.

The first fallacy is that you are addressing Lladrials marriage rather than his affection for BurnyHel. The ceremony is quite simple, and is unlikely to adjust his attitude much. Any competent priest, myself for instance, could do it. I could marry you to some passing hobo in a matter of seconds. I am also available for births, baby-namings, coming of age ceremonies, divorces, mid-life-crisis re-namings, wakes, coming alive parties, funerals, and excommunications.
No. Your problem is that he likes her enough to adjust the judgments of any sane normal person. Personally, I would look forward to his conflicts, as they are likely to promote personal growth.

Which is your second error: you've thought Bladesinger you've thought of a Bladesinger being sane behaving normally. Through series of errors on the part of his trainers, Llandrial may actually have a normal set of emotional responses. This, however, is your error. A properly brainwashed trained Blades Singer, with a chain of command who showed a good example of freakishly obsessed loyalty to the cause would be sufficiently leg-gnawingly insane committed that mere soul-consuming adoration for his beloved would pale in comparison with his fanatical devotion to the his ideals laid out by your dark lord and master, the vampire Thorn.

Finally, you seem to think that this marriage will go ahead without anyone turning out to be a demon, or heavily armed men bursting in and demanding the ransom back. You are clearly out of touch with reality. This is extremely unlikely, as both BurnyHel and Llandrial could tell you, having seen marriages first-hand on at least two occasions.

Still, overall a commendable effort (for a thorn knight) while dealing with an extremely complex (for a thorn knight) set of concepts. Well done, retard.

Comments

[baloonworld.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Heulwyn gets the version on the boards only. The full version is kind of insulting and biscuit really doesn't know her well enough to be honest with her.

[duke-of-krondor.livejournal.com]

this is made of win :) and glitter

[helbling.livejournal.com]

Biscuit are win XD

[florain.livejournal.com]

Wow. I so need a copy of this IC... :D

[john-hobbit.livejournal.com]

He need to get Thorn to turn up to the wedding, it would be so lovely

[baloonworld.livejournal.com]

Elf-blood is espessilly delicious. That's why Thorn wants it protected :D

[florain.livejournal.com]

Plus, it would fulfil the requirement of a higher undead turning up to a wedding. :)

[almosthonest.livejournal.com]

I think I just died from happiness. To a passerby, I look like I'm crying. This is beyond awesome.